how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
blua:
What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?
how did the person performing the test not bust out laughing okay
OMG, I may have just woke up my whole household from laughter
Jesus, my cats are like this!
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
if i’ve learned one thing in life it’s to never trust characters with white hair because they’ll ruin your life

to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME









